That nigga…..

Let us be honest ladies we all know that one nigga who makes you feel some type of way. No, not the Idris Elba kinda nigga,you know the one who makes knickers wet every time you think about him..no not that one.

I am talking about that nigga who makes your skin crawl. Not in a good way though. He makes your skin tingle,like you have a thousand hissing cockroaches are on your back. you know the nigga, the one whose name is mentioned and every time,every single time it is said you make that face, as if you unexpectedly tasted bad milk.

You know the one, the one who is always at a house party that you coincidentally got invited to.That one. That one nigga who who will always make inappropriate noises about your luscious thighs under that little black dress. The one whose handshake will always linger more than its supposed to.Β  Never mind that his hands are clammy with sweat, or that after consuming that mutura he never washed them. Ah-ah, that nigga does not care!

Ladies we all know that nigga, the one who will sip his drink whilst licking the rim of his glass in an attempt to be sexy, all this time he is giving you those eyes…you know the “eyes”. See in his head, he is being sexy, what you are seeing is someone who looks like is getting into anaphylatic shock and is in serious need of help.

We allΒ  know that nigga, that one who will always grind a bit too close, the one who holds your waist for the life of you. But no, he is not dancing..he is not there because that Hugo Woman smells oh so heavenly on your skin, he is dry humping you..right there on the dance floor… because he is that nigga.

We all know that nigga, the one who will want to whisper something a little too close, never mind that you are sitting at the bar specifically because you want some time alone. OrΒ  that his breath stinks of Guiness or that you simply do not care. He will keep hounding you, he will persist on staring..Infact he will go ahead and sit right next to you even after saying in five, different, polite ways that “No, thank you, I want to be alone”. That nigga.

Ladies, you know who I am talking about. The one who comes to an event with his girlfriend. But those 21 year old young’uns…mmmh mmmh. |”they do something to me…” He then proceeds to grope his genitals and smack his lips. You know the one.

We all know that nigga, he is not your friend heck he is not even affiliated to anyone close to you but you will always run into him. Why? Because he always knows someone. who knows someone, who knows you.

We all know that nigga, that the further you try run away from him.He will appear…infront of you…sipping something lethal. Mbikos why buy a one bottie of JW while you can get 7 botties of Jelzin for the same price?!

Yes, he is that nigga too πŸ™‚

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